guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"
random girl "that must feel good in the bed"
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"
random girl "that must feel good in the bed"
by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016
Get the prehensile pubes mug.The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.
"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"
No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!
No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!
by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025
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