Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

Pilferage

Farming something until it reaches extinction.

Originally from the era in which the pilgrims first came to the US. They foraged the land and fed off camels until the beloved US camel became extinct.

"Stop wasting that paper douchebag, what are you trying to do pilferage all the trees?"

by Sotesko March 14, 2009

preenager

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

Elite Preferred Species

Fucking retard. Absolute idiot. Garbage fucking player. Stupid fucking casual. Fatass goddamn human trash ass motherfucking puppy kicking, game of thrones spoiling, waste of oxygen, Instagram simping, TikTok using, asshole.

Karen: Vaccines cause autism
Everyone: Ok, elite preferred species

by violajokes April 1, 2020

Preperate

to preparesomething or someone

i need to preperate my bubble bath.

by kayteekrizzle January 13, 2008

prerage

Those angry thoughts you develop in your mind for an instance that may never happen.

If my boss asks me to “clarify my position” one more time, I’m going to slap him upside the head so frickin’ hard I’ll knock him into next week!!!!!!! God dammit that’s prerage!!!!!!

by TheGman! December 1, 2020

preefergetful

Forgetting where you put your stash, even before you get stoned.

Dave is so preefergetful sometimes; that water pipe was right in front of him!

by _Dave420 April 30, 2008