Piecelicker

A person who enjoys using his tongue to lick someones piece. A piece being a ring piece or arse hole. (On encountering more than 5 pieces, the group should be called "Piice-Licker").

Luke Jones was licking Johannes James Ryan Cox's piece, he is a piecelicker.

by Piecelicker September 24, 2009

pricelined

1. To have been placed in the least desirable room in a hotel after booking a room using priceline.com. (Typically, priceline customers are identified as such in their reservations, and hotel employees are instructed to give these customers the worst rooms and amenities available.)

2. To have received substandard goods or services after paying a bargain price for said goods or services over the internet.

"My hotel room is right next to the elevator, has no hot water, and smells like vomit - I definitely got pricelined."

by bettyfreakinwhite October 7, 2009

pretell

A high superior breed of human. There are few pretells around today, they are the most intelligent and royal family. Pretells are most commonly doctors.

It was predestined that king Pretell the 1st meet with god in the dark under world to have a great battle to decide the fate of the world. He would later meet a woman to clean and cook for him named Abigail that was to be loyal to him forever in time of peace. The pretells lived in a strict high class manner with grace in every step. Today Pretell has become a new common possible slang for 'incredibly Fucking awesome'.

Woah! That guy is so pretell

by Divine right November 27, 2013

system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

*Priceless*

A joke that can have different meanings to it.

Fubu shirt - $50
Roca Wear sweatshirt - $80
Sean John hat - $30
Du-Rag - $5

Realizing you're white... - *Priceless*

by GAME50 November 3, 2005

Priceless

1. Anything or anyone that you cannot put a price on.
2. Something or someone that makes you feel like you are on top of the world.
3. Amazing and free.

1. My children are priceless.
2. I give all my extra time and money to those in need, the feeling I get from seeing thier appreciation is priceless.
3. There is nothing more priceless than feeling amazing and not having to pay a penny.

by ToeKneeRay April 23, 2008

preclockulate

Attempting to clock out of work prior to finishing a shift of work.

No! Don't go now, you're gonna preclockulate.

by David Hhfwefe11324 February 10, 2018