A 3-wheeled contrivance, propelled by means of many small shakes.
The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.
The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.
The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.
The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.
The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.
The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.
Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .
by driehoekkoeliekoek May 26, 2010
Get the Patmobile mug.Any vehicle that is drawn to, and/or attracts out of the ordinary, unexplainable situations without input from the operator, and/or passengers.
Paramobiles have frequent and unexplainable situations and/or encounters which are often reported as follows:
Initiation of systems without input. i.e., engine, radio, sun roof, etc starting, opening and/or engaging without input from an operator.
Attacks and/or damage by animals and/or creatures who's identity and genetic origin is without a scientific example recorded elsewhere. No one will believe you either.
Entities showing up within headlight range, possibly even in the road, then disappearing without being run over.
Unexplained scents, movements, etc, within the interior of the vehicle.
An unexplained draw to odd places, i.e.:
breaking down in front of an alligator farm;
long stretch of lonely road with no cell tower within range for help;
in front of isolated boot hill cemeteries;
off ramp of busy highway during 5 o'clock traffic, with perhaps half a house being hauled on a truck behind you; unexplained apparitions of passengers who appear and disappear within the confines of the vehicle.
Many other examples exist, yet are too numerous to list here. If you can identify with one of these situations, you can, most likely, add an odder descriptive from your own experience.
Initiation of systems without input. i.e., engine, radio, sun roof, etc starting, opening and/or engaging without input from an operator.
Attacks and/or damage by animals and/or creatures who's identity and genetic origin is without a scientific example recorded elsewhere. No one will believe you either.
Entities showing up within headlight range, possibly even in the road, then disappearing without being run over.
Unexplained scents, movements, etc, within the interior of the vehicle.
An unexplained draw to odd places, i.e.:
breaking down in front of an alligator farm;
long stretch of lonely road with no cell tower within range for help;
in front of isolated boot hill cemeteries;
off ramp of busy highway during 5 o'clock traffic, with perhaps half a house being hauled on a truck behind you; unexplained apparitions of passengers who appear and disappear within the confines of the vehicle.
Many other examples exist, yet are too numerous to list here. If you can identify with one of these situations, you can, most likely, add an odder descriptive from your own experience.
by Trystia June 19, 2009
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a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.
Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
Get the potmobile mug.An insult, typically meant to be worse than calling someone a pussy. Comes from the word coot + mobile, meaning an extreme version (assholemobile, facistmobile)
by fatty McAngrypants April 4, 2005
Get the pootmobile mug.A behind the scenes social media guru who manipulates the web as effortlessly from a mobile device as he does from a desktop to provide content for your favorite social sites when you don't have the experience or time.
My business is way behind the curve and I can't twitter to save my life. I need to find a paramobile to handle this so i can devote my time elsewhere.
by mythmker November 16, 2009
Get the ParaMobile mug.The name of a riot grrrl band from the early 90s to early 2000s with hits such as Cool Schmool, Cherry bomb, Gimme Brains. The band's song, "Cool Schmool" Is in the 2013 game "Gone home", An adventure game created by Fullbright Studios.
by Nikococo April 8, 2023
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