Pastard

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.

"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."

by EthZee March 8, 2010

Pastard

An overly preachy asshole

"I'm better than you!"
"Man that guy is a pastard"

by Half-Blood Prick April 25, 2015

Plastard

when there is some bitchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a bastard) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.

DAMN look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations

by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011

Pastard

An old or lost friend that abruptly ended the friendship or relationship out of anger or guilt.

Vince is a pastard, he told me he hated me because his girl likes me.

by Knowone hear August 1, 2018