PPM

Pussy-Pop-Major

Natalie: "Holy shit, Thomas is so so so fine!"
Olivia: "Doesn't he make you want to PPM?!?!"
Natalie: "Teriyaki that he is your husband..."

by T Greub December 26, 2010

ppm

Permanant Pre-Menstral

..it's a term used for people who are constantly grouchy

by arwen August 20, 2004

ppm

An acronym for "penetrations per minute". The rate at which you penetrate your partner in reference to sex. Similar to BPM which is beats per minute in relation to DJing.

"So last night you hooked up with that girl, what was your ppm?"

by nissankid October 23, 2012

PPM

Pussy poping mama

She’s my ppm

by Nj1999 August 30, 2019

PPM

1) A ratio that involves how many pubes there are on one's muff, aka: Vagina.
2) How hairy someone's muff is.

NOTE: Long form is Pubes Per Muff

"Dude! She must've had a PPM of like 1 billion! It was just everywhere!"
"That's kind of hot actually."
"Piss off Stan..."

by Bobbidie Bobbob May 20, 2008

ppm

N. Poo Panic Mode. A polite way to say that you must find a bathroom immediately.

Umm... I'll catch up with you guys later. Right now I'm in ppm.

by Monte-Cor November 3, 2003

PPM

Puns Per Minute. The average number of puns that a given person says in 60 seconds.

When on a blind date:
Karen: What’s your PPM? Because you know that this girl just wants to have pun.

by DanoBanano89 July 21, 2018