Porterized

Throwing shade on a nuclear level over an inept person for the world to witness.

The truth seeking hero PORTERIZED the stupified idiot until Oreos flew out his mouth.

by Veddergirl May 7, 2020

posterized

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.

a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.

by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004

Posterized

Term in Basketball when one player dunks emphactally on an opposing player or in their face.

French center Frederic Weiss became the ultimate definition of posterized in history by Vince Carter of team USA in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.

by Smitty69 February 19, 2013

Powderifacus

A missing link between apes and humans. Usually found at ski resorts with a snowboard attached to their leg.

Although they are slightly more cultured than the Snow- Magnon, they have limited common sense, poor vocabulary and and even worse sense of balance, especially when conditions are icy.

During powder conditions, the Powderificai (plural) are known to scrape all of the fresh snow off of the mountain, while giving their mating call that sounds like the words "Plenty of snow for everyone."

I was standing in the liftline at Killington and this Powderifacus took out the whole liftline like a bowling bowl taking out ten pins. Later on I saw this same Powderifacus dipping his dirty pinky in the salsa at the restaurant.

by Leo Cuban December 15, 2010

Porterized

Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.

That was a really good song who the fuck porterized it

by Peter Whitewhitewhite May 5, 2020

ponderize

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.

My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.

by deathbringer14 November 26, 2015

Potterized

To become totally obsessed with the Harry Potter series. Potterization may occur because of a friend or family member, or independently. There is no known cure for potterization.

After finishing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, I was totally potterized.

by PrettierThanYourGF April 12, 2016