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Home of a large percentage of San Diego County's mentally ill population. You will also find plenty of burned out middle class A-holes living there. The rich and successful people from Poway are especially grand D-bags, like that Poway HS Alum playing for the Pittsburgh Pirates who slams his helmet down on the ground in a temper tantrum when he gets thrown out at 1st base. At least 1 out of 2 people born and raised in Poway are bitch-made in 1 form or another.
WTF is the matter with these Poway people?
Poway by Observer of Humans June 11, 2021
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A once upon a time was small country life,now its bigger than anyone could imagine, and the country is gone.
It's used by many people who are new, old ones can only remember what was and new see nothing. Remember bonanza, then you'll remember Poway .
Poway by Secondary December 13, 2020

poway high 

a high school located in poway, ca
filled with a bunch of stuck up bitches that are easy and think they are hot shit and a bunch of guys that are ugly fuckers that also think they are hot shit. everyone either has a lifted truck or a mustang that mommy and daddy bought for them. we play good music too. dont be intimidated by our large houses or ghetto ones (garden road) also, home of the cpk. dont mess with p-town!
dude, lets go to poway high and scope out the easy hot bitches.

hey man, lets go key 'SLUT' all the mustangs and lifted trucks at poway high!
poway high by cpkkk April 3, 2005

Poway High School 

A high school in San Diego that houses dropouts and crack addicts. Some of the characteristics of students that attend Poway High School may include:

Males:
Crackers
Niggas
Posers
Potheads
Jockstrap Thieves
Dingleberry Eating Contest Competitors

Females:
Cum Sluts
Alcoholics
Snooki Apprentices
1000 Girls, 1 cup
Bitch Fitters
Passing Out In Public due to Heavy Drinking from a failed attempt of a Party behind Wal-Mart and all its nasty inhabitants (customers).

As you can see, Poway High School is the ideal school for anyone.
A Poway High School student offered me drugs, but I refused because I don't fail in life and I know what the hell the difference is between a good football team and a bad one.

poway hours

when everything in poway closes at 7, with the only 2 places open past then being taco shops
i was going to go get something from michaels at 8 but these poway hours are so ass. everything is closed and the streets are dead
poway hours by 1nhumane July 16, 2023

crazy poway kids 

crazy poway kids is what we is!
cpk bitches!
POWAY! home of the cpk
dont mess but be scared be very scared
crazy poway kids by cpkkk April 3, 2005

Potaytay 

Potaytay means vagina in Phi.
Your Potaytay is smelly today.
Your Potaytay is so tight.
Hairy Potaytay.
Potaytay by Bulldog@meow November 9, 2018