Old Spice Portobello

When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.

“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”

by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019

Pooberty

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

Pooberry

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

potbellied slammer

When a male fucks a roll of fat in someone, once he's done cumming, he gets a straw and sucks out his warm salty man milk.

While banging an extremely fat chick, Hobart performed a potbellied slammer on her.

by 66mustangman April 3, 2007

POTABE

Acronym for: Poop On The Anal Beads Emergency. Occurs when one is pleasuring oneself with anal beads a little too absent-mindedly and accidentally gets feces on the beads.

Person 1: Why did you come running out of your room looking frantic? And why are you naked?
Person 2: Get outta my way, its a POTABE and I need the bathroom now!
Person 1: Ew. Make sure not to get any in the sink!

by BurntBaby December 22, 2010

Poobernugget

A piece of feces, that when you see it you cant tell which direction it was reliesed from the anus. It doesnt have the regular long, skinny, kind of snakeish looking form, it just looks like a brown, or other color, figure.

Dude i went to pinch one off in the airport before i missed my plane, but in the stall i found a big ass poobernugget, it kinda looked like george bush, but it didnt have that regular turd figure.

by jaybulls35 April 7, 2009

potbelly

1) a heavy, wood stove popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
2) an insult, in reference to someone with a large stomach.

My cousin eats too many burgers; you can tell this from his potbelly.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005