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Acronym for: Poop On The Anal Beads Emergency. Occurs when one is pleasuring oneself with anal beads a little too absent-mindedly and accidentally gets feces on the beads.
Person 1: Why did you come running out of your room looking frantic? And why are you naked?
Person 2: Get outta my way, its a POTABE and I need the bathroom now!
Person 1: Ew. Make sure not to get any in the sink!
POTABE by BurntBaby December 22, 2010
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giovanni potage

Giovanni is a precious soup dad from the show Epithet Erased. He is an innocent Banzai Captain and he loves his boys. Gio is a pure boy that deserves all the love in the world. He truly is an adorable babey
Person A: Did you hear that Giovanni Potage was in a bromance?
Person B:Yeah, with Rick Shades!
The act of embracing your inner potato-like qualities and simply just chillin' out.
Potate by highspeedpotato May 31, 2016

portabelly 

A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.
Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"

Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."
portabelly by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011

potbelly goblin 

A rather grotesque human sub-species easily irrated by the success of the West and commonly allied with jihadis. As seen in Seattle with controversial radio-host Alex Jones.
Alex: We're out here trying to expose the establishment and shut down the system.
Potbelly Goblin: You're trash *makes gasping weasling sound* **runs away to avoid conflict**

Potaters 

The Redneck Way of Saying Potatoes. Rednecks as in Midwest and West Virginia.
Boy Betty, I sure do like them potater salads you just done did make over them there.
Potaters by Andrew Sinclair July 6, 2004

Giovanni Potage

The soup man, everyone loves him and you should too.
Person 1: Have you watched epithet erased?
Person 2: Yes Giovanni Potage is the best
Person 1 : Indeed