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Acronym for: Poop On The Anal Beads Emergency. Occurs when one is pleasuring oneself with anal beads a little too absent-mindedly and accidentally gets feces on the beads.
Person 1: Why did you come running out of your room looking frantic? And why are you naked?
Person 2: Get outta my way, its a POTABE and I need the bathroom now!
Person 1: Ew. Make sure not to get any in the sink!
POTABE by BurntBaby December 22, 2010
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giovanni potage

Giovanni is a precious soup dad from the show Epithet Erased. He is an innocent Banzai Captain and he loves his boys. Gio is a pure boy that deserves all the love in the world. He truly is an adorable babey
Person A: Did you hear that Giovanni Potage was in a bromance?
Person B:Yeah, with Rick Shades!
The act of embracing your inner potato-like qualities and simply just chillin' out.
Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.
Potate by highspeedpotato May 31, 2016

portabelly 

A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.
Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"

Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."
portabelly by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011

potbelly goblin 

A rather grotesque human sub-species easily irrated by the success of the West and commonly allied with jihadis. As seen in Seattle with controversial radio-host Alex Jones.
Alex: We're out here trying to expose the establishment and shut down the system.
Potbelly Goblin: You're trash *makes gasping weasling sound* **runs away to avoid conflict**

Potaters 

The Redneck Way of Saying Potatoes. Rednecks as in Midwest and West Virginia.
Boy Betty, I sure do like them potater salads you just done did make over them there.
Potaters by Andrew Sinclair July 6, 2004

Giovanni Potage

The soup man, everyone loves him and you should too.
Person 1: Have you watched epithet erased?
Person 2: Yes Giovanni Potage is the best
Person 1 : Indeed
Giovanni Potage by Cresent_Peach April 16, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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