prostrate

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1) Stretched out or lying flat with one's face to the ground; or

2) Exhausted, enervated, lacking in will or energy.

Not to be confused with "prostate" (one 'r'), the interior male sexual gland responsible for about two-thirds of the volume of male ejaculate (semen).

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"All hail the power of Jesus' name, let angels prostrate fall...." (18th-Century Protestant hymn).

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by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

postmate

to lend any object to someone, not just food. Postmates delivers not just food (as most people assume) but also groceries, alcohol, clothing, etc. Music artist John Mayer used this term while explaining his encounter with pop star Shawn Mendes needing clothing and asking Mayer to "postmate" him some.

"'...Do you think you could Postmates underwear?... I'm just, I'm out of underwear.' And I said, 'You don't have to Postmates underwear, man, I'll get you underwear.'"

"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"

by corn_ramen July 28, 2019

postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.

Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!

by Plisky March 2, 2009

[Postracial]

To exist beyond the point where race is a consideration. Literally 'After Race'

An Obama Whitehouse is a significant step towards a Postracial America

or the less convincing...

"I am the face of Postracial America!"
~Tracy Morgan Jan 11th, 2009.

by Strangehouse January 12, 2009

Postmatal Depression

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.

Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.

by JimDan November 21, 2010

Postbation

When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.

Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016

Potratz

A satanic name that depicts a person as unnecessarily hairy or an annoying person.

That girl over there is such a Potratz.

by lil lover boi December 19, 2009