The CORRECT spelling of, though not as common as, poser. ironicly, the word's history is much like it's definition. a posuer is someone who desides to be something, act and/or dress a certain way to fit in or be cool, not because of what it stands for. This can apply to almost any walk of life, including but not limited to: punk, goth, emo, hardcore, skateboarding, snowboarding, and a certain band.
How to spot a posuer: will look like the thing they are posing as, but almost always to a greater extent. If you ask them about the subject, they will go on and on about how cool it is, while giving little or no background about it. May often call YOU a posuer. Specifics:
How to spot a posuer: will look like the thing they are posing as, but almost always to a greater extent. If you ask them about the subject, they will go on and on about how cool it is, while giving little or no background about it. May often call YOU a posuer. Specifics:
Punk: Will wear band shirts like avril lavigne (dead give away, not as common) or Good Charolette, will wear ragged or ripped clothes, although it is apparently new or from Abercrombie. Will talk about anarchy all day, or about how much they hate facists.
Goth: more bondage straps than a sex-shop. more saftey pins than a fabric shop. Will talk about manson all day, and about how much they cut themselves, hate preps, adults, and life in general (but dont kill themselves...).
Emo: listens to Dashboard confessional. period. also likes bands like the get up kids and simple plan. wears oversized wool sweaters or scarves, and if spoken to, will cry. will cry with no provocation at all. will do all this because they think it will get them pity sex.
Skateboarders: will wear brands like: Volcom stone, etnies, element, quicksilver, or other 'posuer' brands. just go to your local skate shop for more info on these brands. will carry their skateboards everywhere, even though they obviously have no scratches on them, or worse, scrape their boards against the curb for the effect. listens to pop punk. when at the skatepark, will not actually ride the skateboard. when spoken to, will get fidgety and maybe run.
snowboarders: harder to spot, but will sit outside their house with goggles on to get a goggle tan. will claim all the crazy stuff they can do, or how they sent a video to burton. etc.
Goth: more bondage straps than a sex-shop. more saftey pins than a fabric shop. Will talk about manson all day, and about how much they cut themselves, hate preps, adults, and life in general (but dont kill themselves...).
Emo: listens to Dashboard confessional. period. also likes bands like the get up kids and simple plan. wears oversized wool sweaters or scarves, and if spoken to, will cry. will cry with no provocation at all. will do all this because they think it will get them pity sex.
Skateboarders: will wear brands like: Volcom stone, etnies, element, quicksilver, or other 'posuer' brands. just go to your local skate shop for more info on these brands. will carry their skateboards everywhere, even though they obviously have no scratches on them, or worse, scrape their boards against the curb for the effect. listens to pop punk. when at the skatepark, will not actually ride the skateboard. when spoken to, will get fidgety and maybe run.
snowboarders: harder to spot, but will sit outside their house with goggles on to get a goggle tan. will claim all the crazy stuff they can do, or how they sent a video to burton. etc.
by anti February 11, 2005
Get the posuer mug.people who pretend to belong to a certain trend .will say they like every band that is seen cool at the time and when they go outa fashion say they hate them.
worse is when they use phrases like
"dont label me"
worse is when they use phrases like
"dont label me"
posuer: im hardcore (spelt with a x ) because im a goth/mosher/emo and i listen to uber cool music like my chemical romance.
me: shhuuuuuuuuuushh you conformist piece of poo
me: shhuuuuuuuuuushh you conformist piece of poo
by fallen6angel December 28, 2005
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1. Someone who denies their own opinions and leaps onto bandwagons.
2. An incredibly narrow-minded nosy person, who makes pathetic attempts to seem more 'hardcore' by hating anything that more than 10 people have heard of.
2. An incredibly narrow-minded nosy person, who makes pathetic attempts to seem more 'hardcore' by hating anything that more than 10 people have heard of.
2. Posuer : NIN aren't industrial, you turd!
Me : I couldn't care less. They're a fantastic band, and I don't see why I should tie myself down with genres and stop listening to NIN just because I like Skinny Puppy.
Posuer : Wow, I'm stupid. FAG!
Me : I couldn't care less. They're a fantastic band, and I don't see why I should tie myself down with genres and stop listening to NIN just because I like Skinny Puppy.
Posuer : Wow, I'm stupid. FAG!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
Get the posuer mug.Teens who tend to like Green Day because of their latest hit CD, American Idiot. Barely listens to other tracks on the album other that 1,3,4, and 11 (American Idiot, Holiday, Boulevard of Broken Dreams and Wake me up when September ends.)
Characteristics (sp?) of Green Day posuers;
- doesn't know Dookie
- doesnt know what E.B.P.M. is
- has no idea what F.O.D. means
- thinks American Idiot is their first album when actually, it is their seventh album (excluding 1039 Smoothed out Slappy Hours, International Superhits! and Shenanigans)
- thinks Green Day has only been around for about the last 4~5 years.
Well, they're some of the characteristics. There's tons more to recognise a Green Day posuer.
It is very hard for us, real Green Day fans to not to scream at them until their ears bleed, slap them and tell them to go listen to Kerplunk.
Characteristics (sp?) of Green Day posuers;
- doesn't know Dookie
- doesnt know what E.B.P.M. is
- has no idea what F.O.D. means
- thinks American Idiot is their first album when actually, it is their seventh album (excluding 1039 Smoothed out Slappy Hours, International Superhits! and Shenanigans)
- thinks Green Day has only been around for about the last 4~5 years.
Well, they're some of the characteristics. There's tons more to recognise a Green Day posuer.
It is very hard for us, real Green Day fans to not to scream at them until their ears bleed, slap them and tell them to go listen to Kerplunk.
If you know;
- who wrote 'My adventure with Green Day'
- and what the story is about
- what was the first song Billie Joe wrote, and what age he was when he wrote the song
- the three main members' current marital status, and their children
then at least I know that you know a bit more facts then those Green Day posuers.
- who wrote 'My adventure with Green Day'
- and what the story is about
- what was the first song Billie Joe wrote, and what age he was when he wrote the song
- the three main members' current marital status, and their children
then at least I know that you know a bit more facts then those Green Day posuers.
by x.GreenDay..love.x April 4, 2008
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by Cuttters79 February 3, 2020
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Oh your such a posser.!!
by br4v3hrt April 27, 2010
Get the Posser mug.An old implement which was used for hand-washing clothes. It consisted of a copper dome full of holes attached to a long wooden handle.
A dolly could also be used for the same purpose, but this implement had several legs radiating from a wooden disc (looking rather like a small stool), and the long handle had a handle-bar arrangement at the top for maximum leverage.
A person exhibiting foolish or flighty behavior might be likened to a posser-head.
A dolly could also be used for the same purpose, but this implement had several legs radiating from a wooden disc (looking rather like a small stool), and the long handle had a handle-bar arrangement at the top for maximum leverage.
A person exhibiting foolish or flighty behavior might be likened to a posser-head.
by JCooke May 31, 2006
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