Rock-Pissing Dump Truck

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.

Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

by Julesheart March 6, 2023

pissing in the wind

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

by Jotinmick April 24, 2016

wall pissing

Facebook comments written by a girl on her boyfriend's wall to let other girls know he's taken or to mark her territory. This may start a wall pissing war between two or more girls who like the same guy.

I'm having a wall pissing war with some chick named Dawn on Tyler's Facebook wall. I commented that I can't wait for our Las Vegas trip.

She commented right after: last night was sooo much fun ;-)

OMG! Who the hell is this bitch?!? My next comment will be: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine tomorrow night. I'm cooking up something special...muah!

by cahoimhe May 26, 2010

Challenge pissing

If you can piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet, you win.

Challenge pissing would be easier in space.

by unstoppable idiot January 12, 2009

schizo-posting

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

by craig99214 June 30, 2018

Passing Legislation

A term used by people of high political status, such as a mayor, a chief, a selectman, a representative, a president, what have you. This term is commonly used to be synonymous with "I have to poop", but this version is used to make conversation less awkward.

Barack Obama leaned over to Vladimir Putin during an interview and said "Pardon me, I have to uuuuh...well, let's just say I should be passing legislation."

by Skanago:g December 28, 2014

pissing time away

The act of intensely wasting time.
The term pissing, refers to wasting, as piss, is your body's waste fluid... Duh!

I seem to be quite the charm at pissing time away.

by Lexcen February 19, 2008