Loser Position

The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.

My goddess instructed me to get into the loser position so I could eat all my cummies!

by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021

titration position

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.

Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"

by BigDicNic November 20, 2016

Cigarette Position

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth

Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire

by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

playing position

usually refers to the storage of a stringed instrument (i.e. guitar, violin). When resting, a stringed instrument kept within a case in the playing position may stay in tune more effectively, since its parts will have less adjusting to do when the instrument is being played.

Guitarists should keep their instruments in a hard case, storing it long-ways in the playing position so that the instrument looks just like it would if it were being held and played.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

Missionary Position Football

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.

Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

Paul Position

During intercourse the girl lies flat on her belly and the man inserts in her vagina on top lying flat on her as well

Larra's neck is sore from Paul positioning last night.

by SulleytheROCK December 17, 2008