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portable safe

Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.
Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?
by Slatte September 26, 2006
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PlayStation Portable

The PlayStation Portable (officially abbreviated PSP) is a handheld game console manufactured and marketed by Sony Computer Entertainment. Development of the console was announced during E3 2003, and it was unveiled on May 11, 2004 at a Sony press conference before E3 2004. The system was released in Japan on December 12, 2004, in North America on March 24, 2005.

Other than just being able to play games, it can play MP3s and MP4s, and view pictures with the assistance of a memory stick.

Has better graphics than a PlayStation One, and even has some PlayStation One games available like Medieval and PaRappa the Rapper.

Comes in a variety of colors: piano black, ceramic white, ice silver, mystic silver, rose pink, deep red, champagne gold, felicia blue, mint green, lavender purple, and metallic blue. Only the piano black model is available in all regions.
PlayStation Portable is the best thing that's ever happened.
by RawrItsPanda October 22, 2009
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portable microwave

Dude, I want to heat up my sausage in her portable microwave
by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016
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portable chicken

A rotisserie chicken in a package with a handle on it that you can take with you anywhere.
A rotisserie chicken you buy at the grocery store -- making it a portable chicken.
by Mlister April 13, 2014
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Portable Brody

The portable Brody has so many uses you can take one to prom if you don’t have a date you can walk while getting a kiss from one anything you need done the portable Brody can probably do
Female: Will you go to prom with me
Guy: no
Female: Guess I’ll just take my portable Brody
by Jacob black December 10, 2020
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Portable slapper

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.
Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!
by Phizgig April 20, 2020
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portable hole

A glory hole that one can carry with them and set up and use anywhere, usually consisting of a sheet of plywood with a hole at crotch level, handles and a plexiglass viewing window developed during the COVID-19 pandemic.
As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.
by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021
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