porridge

Yucky crap. Blegh. Oatmeal, however... =)

J: Eat porridge!
K: *dies*

by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004

porridge

To bide your time for revenge.

Just a as oats sets when cooled and is easier to eat, so is a clmly and long calculated vengence with no recorse.

Common proverb "porridge is best served cold"

"Dakota waited three years to venge his fathers death, it was porridge"

"Porridge! i tell ya, porridge!. Dont do it now, wait for it, you want it to be sweeter dont you?, the crab can wait"

by LittleJonny April 4, 2004

porridge

a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.

Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.

by Percy Reno November 19, 2004

Porridge

A person who typically eats inedible things. Soap, glue, drywall, mould, plastic bags, crystals, and etc.

"I want to eat that (inedible thing)."
"Don't do a Porridge."
"Fuck you."

by skittlewaggler October 21, 2022

porridger

A clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around with his elbows out, he's a right porridger!

by Misha T May 15, 2016

Porridging

When you continue talking in a conversation, you feel and or realize, as you keep talking, you should have already stopped.

I was talking to a friend of mine in front of our coffee shop, having a cigarette, and some guy started porridging thinking I was pregnant. Stupid... it's winter weight.

by Zachariah Langley 13 January 22, 2018

Porridge

When something is just right.

"How was your steak last night?"
"it was porridge"

"how was that girl last night?"
"she was porridge"

by thatkidfromlondon September 9, 2012