pornado

suddenly receiving an excessive amount of unsolicited pornographic spam email that when you try to delete opens a ton more porn sites

A pornado hit me as my wife was walking by my computer.

by Quilll January 25, 2010

PooNado

When two or more individuals expel flatulence with a wretched order and they combine within a close proximity of each other, creating the perfect storm of stench.

On the ride home the next morning from the bachelor party, that included copious amounts of beer and tacos at 2 am, two anonymous passengers busted ass at the same time, creating a PooNado that reeked havoc on everyone in the car, causing the driver to pull over so they could seek refuge.

by vroompac January 12, 2011

Pornado

Clicking a website link and having pop ups for porn sites start to flow like a storm!

Wow! My computer just got hit with a pornado

by Markhal April 13, 2014

pornomatopoeia

1. Sounds made during sex.

2. Sounds associated with sexing.

Use of excessive pornomatopoeia is completely unnecessary in fanfiction.

by wicked_lizzy December 18, 2010

Poonado

A foul explosion of poo that leaks out of clothing.

My daughter had a poonado and it exploded out if her onsie getting her back and hair covered in feces.

by SomervilleRocks July 7, 2009

pornado

A e-mail declaring a fake prize that actually triggers a massive amount of child porn pop-ups that only get worse as you try to stop it.

I opened an e-mail labelled "Free Trip To Hawaii" when a pornado took over my PC.

by Rida June 1, 2006

Pornado

When one searches the internet for porn to the point where a virus is acquired and the said virus then proceeds to spam your computer with popups that are nearly impossible to get rid of.

"Yesterday when I turned my computer on I got hit by a catastrophic pornado"

Or

"That was an F5 pornado!"

by FluffyRR December 9, 2008