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pornament

Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls
Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
by Springbreaker December 21, 2006
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Pornable

When a person is desirable enough to be put into a pornographic film.
Damn! That hot piece of jailbait is pornable!
by Jeremy Dowd January 9, 2006
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pornagenic

Sleezy, extra sexy time, when something is said seductively.
Matt read the lyrics to White Snake's Slide it in very pornagenicly, it was creepy.
by Anonymous7373 March 27, 2015
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Portabelly

The man of your dreams, the guy who kicks ass and doesn't take no an answer. Porta stands for Portal, when you go out with him you'll step into a portal of reality that is unrivaled. Belly cause that you gonna eat good hanging with this man. Give him a try, give the Portabelly a slap.
Just had the best experience with a PortaBelly. Man I can never go back to the Pre-Portabelly life
by TheCrewTO January 30, 2021
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Pornament

An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".

Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.

(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
by Nick Vino December 24, 2008
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Pornable

A woman hot enough to be in a PORNO!
Damn, that bitch is so PORNABLE!
by pik2000 October 27, 2003
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Pornalepsy

Pornalepsy occurs when a person (or persons) is abouts to indulge in some light pornagraphic entertainment. The term refers to the uncontrollable shudders of excitement one gets whilst the porn is loading. so called as said shudders resemble an epileptic fit.
Me and sir Jimison bottomholesworth were abouts to watch an adult dvd of a tramp fornicating with a swan, as the dvd loaded both our bodies broke out in an uncontrollable bout of pornalepsy in atticipation of the hot tramp on swan action.
by I shag jaimie March 6, 2010
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