Porksaber

The dirty uncle you wish you always had.

<p0rkSab3r> but, at the end of the day today, i win
<p0rkSab3r> i got that chick to apologize for calling a white man a nigger
<p0rkSab3r> and i got unbanned from the channel that she was so adamant about keeping me out of
<p0rkSab3r> finally, she is still on "trial" at GATO and will most likely be kicked out.

That's pretty much a Porksaber.

<p0rkSab3r> Plus, I know what she looks like naked

by Wardnug Also September 8, 2009

Porkmate

Someone who you are porking, under the general circumstance that there is no relationship post porking.

Jessie's porkmate turned out to only be in it for the rebound. He porked her and left.

by Porkmate June 28, 2016

pookkake

Similar to a bukkake, but way more intense. Consists of a group of men (at least 20 or more) that take separate turns shitting on a girls face, hair, and tits. The girl that is getting shit on usually rubs the fecal matter all over her entire body. A pookkake requires a pookkake tarp because a pookkake can be quite messy. Most girls have several orgasms during a single pookkake session.

Guy: Hey sis, do you want to be the focal point of a pookkake tonight?

Girl: Maybe, what is a pookkake?

Guy: Don't worry, it's similar to a bukkake but a lot more fun.

Girl: Sounds good, count me in.

by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011

Porkalicious

When a girl is very hot and attractive and you want to do her

That girl is so hot shes porkalicious!

by ABC1553 May 18, 2010

porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .

I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

porktastic

Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).

'That bird you snogged last night was porktastic!'

by Tandy February 10, 2006

porkgasm

The pleasure a non-Muslim gets from eating any type of pork - particularly bacon - when living in countries that specifically ban pig and all of its products.

Person 1: Oh man, Fred just flew back from the States and brought a shit load of pork. I totally made myself a bacon sandwich and had a porkgasm.
Person 2: That is the life.

by 62474 November 10, 2009