Office Porching 

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama

hey guys we should go office porching right now

Office Porching by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022

porchin' it

When you and your friends go to a friends house and sit on their front porch and smoke endless amounts of marijuana
:)

Steven:Hey dude what are you doin?
Ryan: Not much man just porchin' it.
Steven:Ah hell yeah? ill be there in a minute
Michael:im comin to nigga!

porchin' it by Steven O... September 12, 2006

Porchatio 

The combination of a porch and patio connected and treated as one single outdoor space.

Party at my house tonight on my porchatio.

It’s a great day to relax on the porchatio.

Porchatio by rkl755 June 4, 2020

porching

The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.

Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.

porching by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007

porching

the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.

"bro whats going on tonight?"
"no idea, but we're porching now."
"straight. i'll be right there."

porching by tpow10292 January 2, 2010

Porchies

When consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.

It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!

Porchies by Wordsworthl3ss August 6, 2010

porching

Chillin on a porch for an extended amount of time. Preferably smoking, drinking brews, and watching the cops roll on by.

Cunter: What happened to all the tree you had?
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.

porching by shaizer grape July 7, 2008