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Poppycock 

1. Another word for nonsense. Or a polite way of saying something is bullshit.

2. A brand name snack food that consists of popcorn covered with caramel glaze and often has nuts such as pecans and almonds in it.
1. Pat said that aliens’ building the pyramids is poppycock.

2. Tina snuck some poppycock into the movie theater to snack on instead of buying some popcorn.
Poppycock by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006
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irrelevant poppycock 

a total loser with a small dick no one wants to suck
My ex-boyfriend is an irrelevant poppycock.

poppycock 

From the Dutch 'pappy cack' - literal translation 'Soft Shit'.
"That is complete Poppycock!"
poppycock by Bruce November 23, 2004

poppycock 

"Such poppycock!" Alan's mother exclaimed when he said he wasn't smoking weed.
poppycock by Katlynnnn July 24, 2009

poppycock 

"God, damn it jennifer,I am tired of you teaching kody such poppycock."

PoppyCocks 

Is simply enough, a blowjob given while eating pop-rocks.
Dick: Jane, I want a poppycocks.

Jane: Mkay.. ::opens bag of pop rocks and pours into mouth.

Dick: awesome.

Prince Poppycock 

A man whose only talent can be described as "showmanship", yet somehow this allowed him to finish fourth on America's Got Talent. Known for excessive makeup and an extremely flamboyant, forced personality.

In one sentence, he's the worst thing to happen to the Northern Hemisphere, including 9/11 and World War II.
Person A: "Hey I was watching America's Got Talent and can't believe Prince Poppycock didn't win."

Person B: "Why? He has no definable talent. The show is called America's Got Talent."

Person A: "You don't understand, you must not like him because he's gay."

Person B: "You only like him because he's gay."

Person A: "Well seeing as I am a young impressionable, insecure teenage girl...you are probably correct."