Popperbating and Gooning Out

The saying for when you popperbate and goon out

Kyle and I were popperbating and Gooning Out this weekend. How was your weekend?

by Roseboy May 16, 2022

pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

Pooperbate

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019

Powerbate

The act of ferociously masturbating to P90x and/or shake weight infomercials. Active participants are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive G35s – they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho.” Using one’s junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless you’ve completed the 9-week Jedi powerbating training course.

Jim, I’m totally down to meet up at the volleyball game, I just need to send the wife out on an errand so I can powerbate real quick. After all, it is bikini season.

by powerbater September 21, 2010

Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

Poppernating

To give up/sustain from pop (also known as soda or soda pop) for a year.

She gave up pop for the new year. She was poppernating for the new year.

by Knows-All-The-Cool-New-Words December 30, 2021

popperbaiting

during a long goon sesh one of your balls feels like its about to erupt

I was going through a long good goon sesh and i noticed i was popperbaiting

by Theofficalgoonerinstructor October 5, 2023