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Harry Pooter

Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."

Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
by BQ/BC August 29, 2009
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Cooter Pooter

When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit
Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!
by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019
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potzer

From the chess-related movie Searching for Bobby Fischer. The correct spelling is actually "patzer," and it's a derogatory name for a weak player. The term was revived in the Kevin Smith film, Chasing Amy
Don't be a complete fucking potzer like you were last night
by BankyTheHack April 24, 2003
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Pooter Scooter

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss
I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.
by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011
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Pooterus

(n) Anus or rectum when said orifice is used for sex.
Comes from a play on the word "uterus"
The professor of maths aimed to tutor us
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.
by Lee Marick. August 5, 2009
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pootersnickers

A meaning that is used instead of profanity or rude gestures. Can be used to indicate all emotions.

Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.
"Ohh pootersnickers!" (Happy & Mad)

"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)

"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)

"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)

"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)

"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)
by Alexander37 March 22, 2011
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Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.
Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!
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