podmaster

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.

Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER

by Podmasters Apprentice July 8, 2022

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

Poonmastervan

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.

Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!

by JPiscool May 1, 2009

poocrasterbating

pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.

Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.

Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.

Tanya: What's that?

Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.

by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011

PoonMaster

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.

Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.

by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006

podmaster

The tall senior who little, god fearing man that the freshman worship. They must be at least 6’ 5” and are usually a cracker.

Ethan: what did y’all call me?
Little man: The podmaster. Leader of the pack.

Little Man: you’re a senior.
Ethan: how do you know?
Little Man: I can smell it.
Ethan: what else can you smell?

by Little Man Stan July 11, 2022

Poetaster

An amateurish poet. Usually teenagers prone to angst. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.

Dude, I hate Writer's Workshop. It's really just a big Poetasters Anonymous meeting in there. And the instructor sucks ass.

by Sparky March 2, 2005