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playing poopsum

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.
Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.
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prosumer

Adjective: of a quality often acceptable to both professional and consumer users. Esp. referring to electronic equipment (camcorders, tape decks, etc.)
I wanted something nicer than a $500 consumer camcorder, but I couldn't afford a $50,000 professional camcorder, so I bought a $2,000 prosumer camcorder.
by dolby January 12, 2004
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Virtual Possum

When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.
I was drivin' in my '67 Charger, doin' tha virtual possum down 8th avenue.
by Vladamir July 29, 2006
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poosmoke

the worlds #1 undeground website devoted to whores and weed, also poineered this urban dictionary shit. Rest in Peace POOsmoke.com
poosmoke.com was the shiLz yo. too bad the fized ran them oot of town.
by nigglen March 10, 2005
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naughty little possum

1. A term of endearment in Australia, kinda like “honey” or “babe” but inspired by those beady-eyed critters.
2. A phrase used by Harry Jowsey to describe hot girls in the Netflix show "Too Hot To Handle"
What up, you naughty little possum?”—Harry (e1)
“I’m a rule breaker. Francesca’s a naughty little possum.”—Harry (e2)
by Lilminders April 23, 2020
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Pumpkin Popsums

A pumpkin popsum is a member of QAnon, as explained by the crazy Alex Jones.
Witches and warlocks and pumpkin popsums. I will not suffer you Q people any longer!
by A.Sztuka January 12, 2021
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Post Pootum Depression

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.
The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.
by swivet February 5, 2010
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