Poofiatis

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

by Iman T September 9, 2010

Golden Schlond Poofa

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

boxer poof

Boxer poof occurs when your pants are ridding low thus forcing you to pull them up which results in you pulling up your boxers as well. After several repeats, you end up with a poof from your boxers.

That thug's got boxer poof.

by ultcraka January 23, 2011

poofka

The lower belly of a cat that hangs close to the floor when it is walking or standing

I thought my cat was pregnant but it was just her poofka

by MizzaTheMagicPizza July 5, 2022

cheesy poofs

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.

"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Poofsie

When you think you gotta poop but its just a fart.

I really gotta go poop Joey, (farts), nevermind it was just a poofsie.

by Sirburger March 9, 2011

Poof of shit

1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.

Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"

by Beeboobop October 22, 2012