Emperor poopatine

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole

I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night

by Boobsnoop April 8, 2022

Pootine

The act of having a shit a set times everyday.

Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....

by gazw77 October 21, 2011

pootine

A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.

"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"

by Pancakepower November 13, 2011

poopminer

one who knows how to excavate the poopal area with a mining tool. these tools can range from toothpicks to ice picks to your very own tool.

chelsey would have been a great poopminer if she was a dude.

by frannie__is__a__poopsmith December 27, 2006

Poontine

When you pour gravy in to a women’s vagina, and dip your “fry” (aka penis) in to the vagina

Joe: What’d you do with that Canadian girl last night?
Bill: I gave her the poontine, she loved it.

by Gravy boy December 9, 2019

Pootine

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.

Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!

by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015

Pootine

The act of a male finishing on the anus of their sexual partner, while she proceeds to shat liquid all over her rear, and the male proceeds to eat her ass out after

Last night was great, me and krista tried anal and it resulted in some warm pootine

by Tokysoaky July 11, 2020