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the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.
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by A. Non February 15, 2004
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poopinashit

When after you take ahot-and-steamyor drop a log, you peer into the abyss and see that the fruits of your labor is two different colors. Not to be confused with camo-turd.
Hubby: "Hey baby, I think I need to go to the hospital!"

Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"

Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"
by rubtwostix February 14, 2012
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poopcrash

Verb. Entering a shop or restaurant in order to defile its bathroom.
Is there a Subway I can poopcrash around here? I really have to take a shit!
by demonbeaver October 5, 2013
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poopstache

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.
Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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poopinashart

During an accidentalshart, when you finally find a bathroom with ample amounts of toilet paper for the clean-up, you finish on the toilet and find turdlets floating in the mess. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
Sometimes a poopinashart will temporarily block the flow of a shart which ends in an explosive outcome.
by rubtwostix February 14, 2012
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poopsmack

when someone gets smacked in the face with poop.
i gave bryson a large poopsmack.
by Luke Mangini March 31, 2005
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poostash

simply a 'poo-moustash'. generally due to recieving a dirty sanchez or the partial construction of a dirty Bepe or even a dirty David
"i left her with a bottom full of man milk, a poostash and a smile on her face..."
by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003
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