Pookins

A gay nickname used to mess with your friend or as a term of endearment if you’re gay

Alejandro Spedbean: hey Tuani Wuani POOKINS!

Tuani Wuani: stop calling me pookins faggot

by Tuantingtong July 29, 2018

Poopkin Pie

The smell that results after someone takes a stinky dump and then afterwards sprays any autumn scented spray that consists of hazel and pumpkin spice to try and mask the odor. *May occur more in some months than others.

Friend 1: Bro last night Jenny baked a hot steamy poopkin pie yesterday. Smell filled the entire house.

Friend 2: Aww man gross

by Lil pimpchop April 3, 2019

merry poopins

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

Pookins

leftover napkins that you store in your glovebox so you can shit on the side of the road and not in your pants.

yo that BK wants out...we got any pookins so i dont shit all over the truck?

by Mr Adam Ambrosoli April 16, 2011

poopking

when a teacher sees that Wesley writes poopking on his goddamn paper and gets busted cus he's stupid.

person 1: "Wesley is such a poopking"
everyone in the entire world: "long live the poopking. all hail the poopking"

by RRRILEY March 6, 2020

poopinson

Someone who is complete dog shit and is frowned upon by the community.

Wyatt Huckleby is a real big poopinson.

by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021

[pookins]

they act of being plump

Josh was throwing down the pookins

by Nicholas Young February 19, 2009