poopdick

extremely stupid, not worthy of speaking.

Wow, listen to Jon talk he is such a poopdick!

by rumproast September 26, 2004

poopdick

a poopdick is what a guy gets after assfucking without a rubber( shit and asshair stuffed in the end of his cock)

"dude, i got a total poopdick last night"
"i boned this passed out v-card in the ass ,and got a poopdick"
"ur mom gave me a poopdick"

by santa kloz March 11, 2008

poopdick

any kind of bad or negative vibe

"Where do you want to go tonight?
"I can't go out. I have work early tomorrow."
"Oh, man. That's poopdick."

by Keg & Spoon March 2, 2006

poopdick

When you stand in front of someone and rip ass onto their penis. Clothes are typically on

"hey man what you doing?", (fart noise). "I just poopdicked your sorry little cock"

by B. Mike Hunt April 16, 2008

poopdick

an ass pounding queen, normally white trash kids who only where abercrombie shirts HA!

Damn JR is a poopdick.

by longdong August 18, 2004

poopdick

A person who doesnt have the motivation to do anything; a lazy asshole.

"dude ryan manning you want to go to the mall?" "No i would rather just sleep and stay inside and do nothing, i am a poopdick"

by j-bonerr October 13, 2011

poopdick

A common disease contracted from anal sex in which your dick comes out coated in your partners poop. It is incurable and will provide many laughs for your friends at your expense.

John: Derek i heard Kyndell gave you poopdick!

Derek: FML...

by Cocksuckingbearwrastler November 23, 2009