Popcum

1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).

*cracks open soda* Oh! That was some good popcum.

by T.D. Hennessey May 6, 2020

Poop Cum

The juice that comes out of your ass when you really have to take a shit, simulating cumming out of your ass.

"Dude last night i had to wipe poop cum out of my pants"

by aws and sk8the512blake February 4, 2010

Gay poop cum

Poop that has cum and gaynesss that shorty man likes

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by UzuPahoźe October 11, 2020

Poopume

The smell that is inside the bathroom when someone else has taken a poop and tried to mask the smell by spraying a perfume.

I cannot take a shower in your poopume.

by InternetOfEverything August 22, 2016

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

poopscum

stupid,POOOP or name used to something if furious. from the name emma lipscum

that cat was being a real poopscum, so i yelled at it.

by Vanessa Hudgens September 30, 2007

PoopCunt

Poopcunt - the undeniable possibility that the fat girl at the gym isnt too clean... resulting in poopcunt.

"Kurt, look at that.... she got the poopcunt, foreal.. she must. *kurt vomits."

by ken jansen December 15, 2008