poop noodle

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.

Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core

by MJ December 10, 2004

Poop Noodle

When your penis goes soft during anal sex.

That whiskey totally gave me poop noodle last night.

by atdog11 June 09, 2014

Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.

Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."

by Eyepoo Ucantu January 11, 2011

‘Stallis Poop Noodle

A variation of the Poop Noodle, named after the city of West Allis in Wisconsin. It is when you have anal sex with someone, getting poop shoved up you’re urethra, and then they give you head, actively sucking the poop out.

Bro after me and Amy fucked last night, I got that ‘Stallis Poop Noodle

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

poop noodle

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole

after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle

by whamwww3433wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 14, 2016

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 11, 2015

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022