pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005

Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooning

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

laura makes excellent pooning juices!

by beth stranger February 5, 2008