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Poophoon

When someone goes to the toilet for a number 2 and spends a long time in there, the smell marinates so that when they open the door, a poophoon engulfs the corridors and the surrounding victims.

For some unknown reason, the person who caused the poophoon is immune to it's effects.
Kim just came out of the toilet and let loose a poophoon upon us.
by x2i August 16, 2012
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mama poonpoon

by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007
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Poopoon

To Poopoon is when you accidentally pierce the toilet paper whilst in the act of wiping ones anus and end up Poopooning your sphincter.

This can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a Poopooning.
Gutted, had a really good dump but finished by Poopooing myself.

Cheer up, you like like someone who's just Poopooned themselves.
by Ornaldo Jackson March 22, 2011
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poongoon

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.
Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.
by philbad May 31, 2005
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Poopoonoodlesex

poopoonoodlesex
Commonly seen in 7 year old children, poopoonoodlesex is a secret sexual art of the young child, involving spaghetti noodles, and their own excriment.
Tiny Tim -" I wike poopoonoodlesex."
by Snokone January 11, 2008
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Poonhound

1. "You're such a poonhound!"

2. "Jim stop being a massive poonhound!"
by Prof De La Poon April 27, 2009
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Poophoop

(Noun) - A team-effort act of defecation in which one party sits on a toilet, while another party sits on the initial party's lap and defecates through their legs - resembling the act of shooting a basketball through a hoop.
Friend: "Congratulations on your husband being named MVP."
Vanessa: "Thanks! I made sure Kobe practiced day and night. We even played poophoop."
Friend: "Yaasss!"
by laquanya October 23, 2012
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