Pookake is when several people perform a variation of an act called "Bukake" where instead of ejaculating on to someone's face, they just take a fat shit on them instead.
Person 1: "AHHH! THOSE BIRDS JUST SHAT ON MY FUCKING FACE!"
Person 2: "hehe lol, get pookaked dumbass"
Person 2: "hehe lol, get pookaked dumbass"
by WoWkeii August 27, 2022
Get the Pookake mug.Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.
- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?
-I have some of the worst poontakers around.
-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.
-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.
-I have some of the worst poontakers around.
-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.
-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.
by WhatwordsyouspeakingFrenchy June 27, 2009
Get the Poontaker mug.Ethan, Bob, Jose, and Arnold all gave Michelle a huge poopkake as she begged for more shit to be lain on her face.
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Get the pookake mug.has trust issues, usually a mix between vsco and e-girl. ultra smart. Too basic, not quirky enough
No sense of humour
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