Poonjab

The worst of all insults... Derived from a hatred of a certain Indian which I will not speak of.

Me: ur a poonjab
White Friend: Oh heill nah!?!?

by []D_[]_[]v[]_[]D December 22, 2003

poonjab

The art of jabbing poon.

mini papadilli yo jabbed that fat chick in her poon.

by pj November 13, 2003

poonjab

The act of fisting a girl and basically knocking on her ovaries....LOL :)

You better shut the fuck up or I'll give ya a Poonjab!

by Derf Man August 6, 2003

poonjab

The act of spearing the head of a man's penis into a woman's clit in short, fast movements.

I can't believe my wife fucked up the laundry again. When I get home I'm going to give her a poonjab she wil never forget.

by dingdongdoodly September 13, 2010

poonjab

A sexual act that takes place when a male dresses up in a suit of armor of some sort (preferably chainmail), and while the female is wearing a dragon suit (which has a special sex hole cut in it), the male puts his gigantic jousting lance in the female's fun hole in a sort of slaying motion.

I had such a crazy night after that 6 hour Dungeons & Dragons match, I totally gave Sally the most forceful poonjab this side of the 4th realm.

by Cam-Shaft September 19, 2006

poonjab

Poon Refers to a Womans Vagina ....i.e. (poontang)...Jab is just the same ol Jab you've always known, it basically speaks for itself...Put 'em together You have a brutal word for a vaginal punch...A versatile word that takes on any part of speech.

i.e. (Noun): Denny is a damn Poonjab.

(Verb): I totally got poonjabed.

(Adjective): Denny is very poonjabbish.

I hate Rachelle she's a poonjab!

by Chad Winans July 8, 2006

poonjab

adj. Used for people that are annoying. pl. poonjabs

1. That guy is a poonjab.
2. Shut up you poonjab.

by f33bl3 June 5, 2003