Poonami

A flow of menstrual blood so severe it forms a tidal wave or destroys hopes and dreams

Oh shit man, that was a total poonami

by _THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND_ April 1, 2009

poonami

A gigantic wave of pussy, as might be encountred by a rock star.

We came out of the tour bus, and there was a poonami waiting for us.

by Philitup February 15, 2005

poonami

The wave created by the taking of a massive dump.

The poonami flowed past my keister and down my legs, soaking my socks.

by butt-jack December 29, 2004

Poonami

Definition: Poonami is the Unexpected flow of poo during a Colonoscopy when a patient doesn't understand the meaning of no solid foods for 24 hours.

Staff declared a category 4 poonami after the flow factor exceeded the bed and reached the floor.

by myrjl June 28, 2016

Poonami

When you have a bowel movement so large and loose it is like a tsunami of poo.

David had a poonami so large it flooded the toilet.

by Codebrown March 31, 2017

poonami

A combination of the terms "poon" and "tsunami" referring to a tidal wave of girls, especially referring to ex-girlfriends attempting to have sex with you again. Specifically, this terms refers to an abnormally large number of girls trying to get with you in a short period of time.

Look dude, I can't meet you for drinks later. I am swept up in a poonami and I can't let it go to waste.

by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

poonami

The splash of water that hits your ass when you experience a large and sudden pooping event.

I took a long time in the bathroom, because I was cleaning up from the poonami I suffered.

by Random UD Reader April 22, 2006