pootnick

That one friend who just annoys the tuck out of you.

Omg Kourtney is such a Pootnick!

by Adamant97 July 6, 2017

polytricks

politics. from the great peter tosh

that douche is involved in all kinds of polytricks, that is why everything is all fucked up.

by ma jones May 26, 2004

politrickin'

the antics of politicians who use shady tactics to "trick" people.

George Bush be straight politrickin' for the past 8 years!

by E-Z Duz It January 5, 2009

Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

Politrickin

when some one in politics tricks around with peoples money or just flat out lies.

Did you see how John McCain was politrickin last week

by Colton A June 25, 2008

Poostick

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"

by Men cat man May 30, 2019

poostick

Stick used to break up your poo in the toilet because its too big to fit down the hole.

My sister Beth used a toothbrush as a poostick.

by Mikeypoo March 8, 2005