Pokémonster

A person who chooses to live life through Pokémon Go

Fuck, that Pokémonster is completely devoid of reality.

by mjfactor July 13, 2016

poomister

poomister is a name we call eachother when we are taking a poop in the sink and we clap our hands
HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HARVEY BONER

HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HAREVY BONER POOMISTER

by jacisgayandjakeisacoolman August 1, 2019

poonster

see friendster.

I met her on poonster, er, friendster.

by Chewbacca December 10, 2003

poopmonster

n. adj. A person who is so inclined as to attack people in the middle of the night with various means, the least of which is human feces.

1) "Dude your friend is such a poopmonster."

by Base Shakers September 12, 2003

poomyster

1. a cute baby that poops a lot
2. refering to ones significant other

1.ah look at that cute little poomyster
2. I miss my poomyster I haven't seen him/her all day.

by Dee December 28, 2004

Poonster

A man who is sexually aroused when he spots a woman, whore, slut, or sometimes even a man, that can breath. This normally occurs when an asian is born in America, but his family still speaks Chinese (preferably cantanese) at home. He is sex deprived and dreams of having sex with anyone that is an arms distance away from him but will always be a virgin.

Poonster...everyone knows one.

by Nadirade January 15, 2014

pooposterous

contrary to reason or common sense, utterly absurd or ridiculous in the context of shit

steve- i know it was you who shit on face last night while i was passed out drunk
tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
steve- that pooposterous! theres poop all over your hand, i caught you shit hannded, and now your gona get the shit handed to you real good

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013