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Pooticles

A minute portion of fecal matter that is expelled during flatulation or defecation that is arosolized. Or is also arosolized when flushing poop down the toilet.
Did you know if you can smell a fart you are inhaling pooticles.
by JustJustine January 28, 2017
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Pooticulate Matter

Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.
Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.
by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009
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poobicle

The cubicle in an office that is closest to the toilet, so the owner of the poobicle gets the smell of poop and hopefully air freshener every time the bathroom door opens.
"I know the status of everyone's digestive processes because my desk is in the poobicle."
by muerta January 11, 2012
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Poocicle

The poocicle caused damage to Doris Smith's roof after it was ejected from flight 93 from LAX.
by dkr12 June 10, 2018
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poobicle

An internal cubicle containing 1 (one) toilet, usually in a drinking establishment. Usually, The quietest place in that drinking establishment as it is the furthest from the source of sound waves, also, the place where you can expect the least amount of mobile phone coverage.
What, WHat!!!??? I cant hear you, wait andd I'll see if I can get in a Poobicle.
by MuttShaw October 16, 2005
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poosicle

This is where you bang somebody with your poo.

This is how it goes: take a dump - it can't be any poop it has to be a fairly firm, but still slightly moist - poo that can be worked like clay.

Shape it into a poo-dink complete with a fluted mushroom-head.

Carefully wrap it with plastic wrap or silicone paper (used for baking) and throw it into the freezer until it freezes solid.

When it's ready, and so is your partner, take it from the freezer, peel back the Saran Wrap or silicone paper so that you're holding the base of it, and have unwrapped it kind of like you're holding a churro or some other similar kind of food. Now bang your partner with it, and enjoy it slowly melting and falling apart inside her/him as your bring her/him to gooey multiple poogasms.
I poosicle'd her last night. She loved it!
by Chris Chin December 15, 2008
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Pooticle

The floating bits and pieces left on the toilet bowl After a particularly messy dump. Common after a night of heavy beer drinking.
"After an epic dump, you're bound to experience pooticles lingering in the bowl, even with multiple flushes"
by Jenfa. January 10, 2013
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