Poofesure

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

by AlphaDank November 5, 2019

POMF

The sound you make when you fall backwards onto the bed while being a little girl.

POMF
=3

by Anonononous February 23, 2011

Poofiatis

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

by Iman T September 9, 2010

Golden Schlond Poofa

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

boxer poof

Boxer poof occurs when your pants are ridding low thus forcing you to pull them up which results in you pulling up your boxers as well. After several repeats, you end up with a poof from your boxers.

That thug's got boxer poof.

by ultcraka January 23, 2011

poofka

The lower belly of a cat that hangs close to the floor when it is walking or standing

I thought my cat was pregnant but it was just her poofka

by MizzaTheMagicPizza July 5, 2022

cheesy poofs

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.

"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002