poofuck

an expression used when you are mad or upset.

"you should come to my football game!" noooo i cant! "poofuck!"

by karoline! September 30, 2010

PooFucking

The act of masurbating in a object, such as a can or container filled with warm, semisoft poo.

You are a poofucker

by Dj Jazzy Trevor May 9, 2004

Poonfuck

Any person, usually male, who is perceived as wimpy or unmanly. Used when referring to toughness, bravery, or simply breaking the rules. Boys who are whipped by their girlfriends fit under this definition as well. Momma's boys are poonfucks. Poonfuck has nothing to do with one's ability to do something; it is objective to whether or not they will try it.

The Poonfuck did not go jet skiing with his best friends because he would rather spend time with his girlfriend.

by Awaterdawg January 20, 2009

Poolafuckada

When Mr. Poo Man kills a poodle

Mr. Poo Man just Poolafuckada,he looked down at the bloody mess

by Chikabille June 9, 2021

poofuckshithoeslutwhorebitch

something to say when you have nothing to say.

"you're a poofuckshithoeslutwhorebitch"

by pooshit November 23, 2021

Pucking (poopfucking)

When two people repeatedly share the same turd anally

His butt was hurting from too much pucking (poopfucking) and he couldn't sit down all day.

by TRRVVS September 25, 2017

The Higgs-Poofuck Particle

When a person has copious amounts of anal sex, that a seperate cavity is formed within the rectum. Over time faeces build up in this cavity until it cannot hold the pressure any more, similar to a dam break. The coming catastrophe causes an implosion, in which the person is sucked into a vortex until they are one tiny poo particle. This shit molecule has the density of dark matter. A phenomenon in which only 1 in every 1,672,200 anal sex havers experience.

Well would you look at that, Scott imploded into The Higgs-Poofuck Particle. Could have seen that one coming.

by MartiPellow June 11, 2020