Poohfect

Something as perfect as Winnie the pooh, the silly bear from 100 acre woods.

These shoes are poohfect

by eric poohman May 31, 2020

poojectile

When you strain really hard to lay down a fart but inadvertently end up shooting out a piece of poo instead. I.e. a projectile made of poo.

"I tried to let one rip but ended up launching a poojectile instead. I had to wash my undies."

by not doing my essay November 21, 2005

poonfect

perfect and great as a warm tight pussy

i had money, booze, and a gorgeous naked girl in my bed. it was a poonfect day.

by haroldTheFishfish October 26, 2007

profect

professionally perfect, without equal; unmatched in goodness

dawg, that was the most profectly rolled spliff

by dirtyhern November 5, 2009

poorection

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.

"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."

by digitallimit April 5, 2009

poifect

Better than perfect.

<S-man> see if it's all good
<B-man> poifect
<S-man> yup, better than perfect, poifect
<B-man> yup

by Shahmir August 10, 2006

Poojectile

When you have a large ass chocolate bar built up, and when you finally get the chance to release. There's no control over your sphincter.

I went to Taco Bell and ordered the 15 taco party pack. Later on that night, a poojectile ensued.

by SavBot May 8, 2015