Pontus

A guy with a super big Penis

You have a big penis Pontus

by Nigger12345654321 October 2, 2020

pontizzle

Gangsta way of referring to the part of the brainstem known by normal people as the pons.

Damn, check out da pontizzle on that brain!

by Farah March 6, 2005

Pontus

A code word for a sexual predator, or someone who regularly lies about their age.

I found this cool dude named Beavis the other day. He said he's 17.
Beavis? He told me he was 23.
Damn, guess we ran into a pontus.

by NewNew7777 February 18, 2022

pontus

The definition of a very gay person. It is a person that is more fabulous than everyone around them and has mastered the art of blowjobs.

"Look at how he handles that cock with his mouth, he is such a Pontus!"

by Getoji May 21, 2016

pontunilous

Something so cheap and revolting that it can only be compared to a quick session in the Pontin's car park next to the rubbish skips.

That girl is so pontunilous, I wouldn't want to go there.

by Eskie December 17, 2013

pontus dick

A big dick, every girl wont it

You wont a big, ofc! Pontus dick i big , everyone like it. EVERYONE!! The girl wont have sex whit him every day. Beacuse he have a big dick. He have the best o the best dicks on the earht! 1 foot long

by [e-mail] December 12, 2016

pontuality

To be early to an event/place with remarkable time to spare.

"Her pontuality was rather distinguished among her peers"

by IAMAPEX August 17, 2019