pontuz

Pontuz is a Pontus but with z. Lite original. Pontus med z försöker vara cool.

Pontuz med z lol.

by Stigenpigen November 22, 2021

Pontus

A very-very-very good looking guy with an extremly large penis and he is very good at having sex and you will have a very good time hanging out with an pontus he is very sweet and cares about love

Hot girl: hi
Pontus: hi

Hot girl: whats your name?
Pontus: pontus
Hot girl: "melts"

by Penis master art December 12, 2016

Pontuna

Older women who own their own pontoons (or other watercraft) and go boating exclusively in the company of women. They are known for their aggressive, cougar-ish tendencies and their habit of becoming loud, lewd and obscene by the late afternoon. The pontuna phenomenon was first discovered in Bismarck, North Dakota where the nouveaux riches spend their money on boats, naturally.

Randy: I hear the river is packed with pontuna again today. Let’s head over there and try to bag some.

Monte: Yeah. I’ll get a bottle of Malibu. Pontuna love that stuff.

by Nolybab September 24, 2012

pontus

A very attractive male.

Hot girl: That guy is definitely a pontus!

by N00bsorsuniteagainstallcoolkids May 18, 2006

Pontus

Pontus is the white Kanye West, if Kanye West was humble.

Is that superman?

No, it's just Pontus.

by Mr pseudonym 555 August 30, 2017

pontune kid

An absolute legendary kid who yells beeeeeaaaaaanzzz and claaaaaam Choooooowder on a northern Californian lake and when he leaves you he mentions that he’s said too many cringe things and gives you the peace sign while saying “bravo six going dark”

Yo I heard pontune kid on the pontine saying “beeeeeeaaaaaaanzzzz”

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee August 1, 2021

Pontus

Pontus is one man's name as derived until the Greek word Pontos, "sea". Like a tsunami he is plowing everything in its path. Also known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words and kills in any sport he plays in (even games).

Strong like kangaroo. Some cosider to be on the staus of not only a god, but THE GOD.

NAMEDAY: 20 NOVEMBER

- Ey, Pontus you sexy beast!
- Sup dude!

by Coola grabben December 13, 2016