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pontuz by Stigenpigen November 22, 2021
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Pontus
A very-very-very good looking guy with an extremly large penis and he is very good at having sex and you will have a very good time hanging out with an pontus he is very sweet and cares about love
Pontus by Penis master art December 12, 2016
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pontuz • pontus • pontizzle • pontuality • pontubing • pontuborus • pontue • pontulate • Pontuna • pontune boat
Pontuna
Older women who own their own pontoons (or other watercraft) and go boating exclusively in the company of women. They are known for their aggressive, cougar-ish tendencies and their habit of becoming loud, lewd and obscene by the late afternoon. The pontuna phenomenon was first discovered in Bismarck, North Dakota where the nouveaux riches spend their money on boats, naturally.
pontus
pontus by N00bsorsuniteagainstallcoolkids May 18, 2006
Pontus
Pontus by Mr pseudonym 555 August 30, 2017
pontune kid
An absolute legendary kid who yells beeeeeaaaaaanzzz and claaaaaam Choooooowder on a northern Californian lake and when he leaves you he mentions that he’s said too many cringe things and gives you the peace sign while saying “bravo six going dark”
pontune kid by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee August 1, 2021
Pontus
Pontus is one man's name as derived until the Greek word Pontos, "sea". Like a tsunami he is plowing everything in its path. Also known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words and kills in any sport he plays in (even games).
Strong like kangaroo. Some cosider to be on the staus of not only a god, but THE GOD.
NAMEDAY: 20 NOVEMBER
Strong like kangaroo. Some cosider to be on the staus of not only a god, but THE GOD.
NAMEDAY: 20 NOVEMBER
Pontus by Coola grabben December 13, 2016
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