The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.
by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 5, 2005
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Hey were you at the bar when freddie went all drewbert ponceworth on us when we did not agree with him that the last Indiana Jones movie was good?
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Get the sonk ponkle mug.A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".
"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."
by Marskelletor December 21, 2013
Get the Ponce of the Old Bailey mug.A home based or head office based employee who descends upon a smaller office (usually coinciding with the visit of the General Manager, CEO, COO etc.) and then proceeds to prance about looking important in their suits, whilst generally chatting shit really loudly telling the world their job title, where they live, where they go on holiday, yadda yadda yadda!
by shank69 April 9, 2012
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Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.
"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"
by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019
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