pomst

A passionate evening that is still not very coherent.

Jen: Jake and I had a very pomst night last night. He went from sexual to cold and distant.
Meg: Damn it sucks so hard when men are pomst. He must be going through manstration

by okkmissgirll January 22, 2021

Poost

1. When a person is so full from eating that they are unable to move or do anything. This is commonly done on Thanksgiving. 2. When a person is sitting or lying around doing nothing and is stricken with complete and utter boredom. This usage of the word is highly prevalent in Duluth Minnesota.

1. I'm so full and sleepy from eating all that turkey, I think I need to lay down and poost for a couple hours. 2. God I'm bored, I've been poosting around my house all day!

by poostypat June 2, 2010

Poostick

A dirty penis following anal sex.

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.

by G-Money-G February 10, 2010

poosty

a stuck-up or snobby person, usually a girl or gay guy.

Alice: Did you see Chandra and her new Gucci purse?

Alex: How could I not? She kept on shoving it in my face. Damn, that bitch is so poosty!

by rebelwithacause911 March 17, 2010

Mr Poostripes

A really smelly, runny shit. Named "Poostripes" because of his messy and diarrhoea-like qualities.

Phil: Holy shit! I just took a messy dump!
Adam: Let's call him Mr Poostripes!

by matrixbadger February 17, 2009

Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

Poostacio

The act of smearing one's fecal matter on the upper lip; Also see dirty sanchez.

I'm not sure if Peter will appreciate his poostacio tomorrow morning.

by Pistacio Pete August 14, 2008