While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
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someone who does not belong on facebook. often resented by older facebook members for intruding. (aka middle school kids)
"Membership in the Service is void where prohibited. This Site is intended solely for users who are thirteen (13) years of age or older, and users of the Site under 18 who are currently in high school or college. Any registration by, use of or access to the Site by anyone under 13, or by anyone who is under 18 and not in high school or college, is unauthorized, unlicensed and in violation of these Terms of Use." - facebook terms of use
"Membership in the Service is void where prohibited. This Site is intended solely for users who are thirteen (13) years of age or older, and users of the Site under 18 who are currently in high school or college. Any registration by, use of or access to the Site by anyone under 13, or by anyone who is under 18 and not in high school or college, is unauthorized, unlicensed and in violation of these Terms of Use." - facebook terms of use
sam: damn, look at all these stupid facebook polluters!
ray: i know! my little brother has one, and he's not even thirteen yet! i oughta beat his ass!
ray: i know! my little brother has one, and he's not even thirteen yet! i oughta beat his ass!
by facebookgarbageman August 14, 2008
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Look at the polutry coming off that outhouse that Dave is in!
The construction site was veiled in polutry on the crisp, March morning.
The construction site was veiled in polutry on the crisp, March morning.
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