American Politics

While the definition of politics states, "the art or science concerned with guiding or influencing governmental policy, m-w.com", American Politics is where elected officials debate unrealistic and unreasonable proposals in order to pander to their base and get re-elected.

American Politics is why that gay marriage amendment has no chance in hell of being ratified.

Because of the intricacies (difficult to resolve or analyze, m-w.com) of American Politics, democrats are responding to that bullshit proposal with a rediculously short pull-out deadline.

A.K.A: Cluster-Fucking

by sportsracer December 9, 2008

Politician

(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.

Politicians help me start a bowel movement.

by marshmallow kinda fellow March 24, 2009

Vanyan Sòlda Ayiti (Political Party)

Vanyan Sòlda Ayiti (also known as VSA) is a private political party based in Haiti that promotes education, faith, value, visions, which selected members are young leaders only who operate the most in Haiti, and also in America. The private political party known as "Vanyan Sòlda Ayiti" was invented and founded by Werley Nortreus, but it was approved by Ceraphin Corporation, in 2017. The selected leaders of "Vanyan Sòlda Ayiti" fight for freedom, value, respect, and contribute to Haiti's progression, because the mission will always be based on a better Haiti. The party describes itself as a proud warrior that honor, and value the faith of First black nation that won their freedom.

Did you know that Vanyan Sòlda Ayiti (Political Party) was founded by Werley Nortreus and it is also one of the most powerful Political Party in Haiti?

by Mikee Brown September 14, 2018

politics

Derived from the root word "poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "bloodsucking insects."

God, I hate politics.

by Pshaw May 17, 2005

respectability politics

Refers to attempts by marginalized groups to police their own members and show their social values as being continuous and compatible with mainstream values rather than challenging the mainstream for its failure to accept difference.

Person 1: If black people get an education, pull up their pants, and stop committing crimes, then they will never have to worry about negative encounters with the police.

Person 2: Please can that respectability politics mess. James Blake went to Harvard, was a star athlete, and never committed a crime, but that didn't prevent an officer in the NYPD from tackling and body slamming him to the ground.

by Hiram Getz November 5, 2015

political whore

A politician who will sell out their constituents if it means they might get one step higher on the ladder. They will completely flip-flop on an issue that was the core of their campaign platform just because they think it might help them get elected to, for instance, Lake Forest City Council. They will even sell out the person who threw them proxies to get them into office. They become so "whoreish" that in the end, they are so slutty and nasty that nobody will touch them with a ten foot ballot.

Did you hear Terri voted "No" to approve the Committee members to the Overcrowded Housing Ad Hoc Committee? I voted for her because she promised she'd be tough on the Clown House crisis in our HOA. What a Political Whore!

by Feeling Lied To September 22, 2007

Political Cockrectness

A person who will have sex with anyone, regardless of race.

Andy will suck anyone off. He really believes in political cockrectness.

by RBAK October 5, 2015