propertunity

A "proper opportunity"; a really good opportunity for achieving something, especially when discussing chances of getting together with a member of the opposite sex.

Yo man, as soon as I met her, I knew I had a propertunity to get with that girl last night.

by somemightsay March 2, 2009

poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008

poopertunity

The opportunity to poop at work

Hey man, I have a great poopertunity while the boss is gone, I'll be back in an hour.

by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012

poppertunity

When you have the opportunity to pop at the club.

For instance,

At the club, you see a fellow gay doing poppers, you walk up to her and say "poppertunity?"
If she is an self respectable gay, she'll gladly share her poppers.

by The Dark Lord Julian September 19, 2016

Poopertunity

When you have a strong urge to poop and the opportunity to do your business immediately.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.

I was cleaning the kitchen, got a strong urge to go and didn't want to hold it and miss my poopertunity.

by Oops I lost it again January 16, 2019

Poportunity

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.

American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.

by Sizzor April 2, 2008

Poopertunity

1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.

2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.

From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.

After my grandmother died, I had the poopertunity to use that funeral parlor Groupon I bought.

by LEEEO June 7, 2011